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<br /><img style="visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;" border=0 width=0 height=0 src="http://counters.gigya.com/wildfire/CIMP/bHQ9MTIxMjA1ODk1NDM2OSZwdD*xMjEyMDU4OTk4Nzk3JnA9NTMxNTEmZD*mbj1ibG9nZ2VyJmc9MQ==.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-4632400032025599153?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-11764110662447629262008-05-12T00:39:00.001-07:002008-05-12T00:39:14.574-07:00Ramsese Vembud IOli kord päev. No oli tavaline päev. Ramses ja tema jahimehest peremees Microsoft. Nad tahtsidmetsa jahile minna aga algul unustas Microsoft prillid koju ja siis unustasta jalatsid koju.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-1176411066244762926?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-75644844011610184502008-05-08T00:05:00.000-07:002008-05-08T00:36:05.821-07:00Rahvakalender1. mai-volbripäev<br /><br />Mida usuti vanasti?<br /><br />Muistsed sakslased uskusid, et ööl vastu esimest maid kogunevad nõiad Blocksbergi mäele.<br /><br />Mida süüakse?<br /><br />sööki süüakse.<br /><br /><br /><br />24.juuni-jaanipäev<br /><br /><br /><br />23.aprill-jüripäev<br /><br /><br /><br />2.veebruar-küünlapäev<br /><br /><br /><br />2.november-hingedepäev<br /><br /><br /><br />10.november-madisepäev<br /><br /><br /><br />vastlapäev-liikuv püha<br /><br /><br /><br />25.-26. detsember- jõulupühad<br /><br /><br /><br />jaagupipäev - 25. juuli<br /><br /><br /><br />halloween - 31. oktoober<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-7564484401161018450?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-22216600064359118032008-04-28T00:16:00.001-07:002008-04-28T00:17:53.336-07:00<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">Meil juhtub koolis nii naljakaid asju<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; line-height: 150%;" align="center"><span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify; line-height: 150%;"><span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">Tere! Mina olen Joosep. Rääkisin oma kooli päevast. Hästi naljakad on Inglis keele tunnid, selles tunnis me räägime palju. Meil on lahe klass ja nalja saab palju. Naerame igal kolmandal päeval. Siis kui soe on siis käime õues jalgpalli mängimas ja kui külm on siis<span style=""> </span>lumesõda. Lumesõjad on karmid. Me teeme tavaliselt 6 klassi vastu aga nad on väga vägivaltsed.</span><span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p><br />Ikkagi naljakas ja arvuti klassis on naljakas. Ekskurgsoonid on ka naljakad. Kehaline kasvatus on ka naljakas. Markused on ka naljakad. Vaikla on ka on ka naljakas. Romet on naljakas, sest ta teeb nalja. Hans on naljakas. Arles on naljakas. Matiias on naljakas. Rene on naljakas. Head aega!!!<span style=""> </span>HAHA<o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-2221660006435911803?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-17747003834436114642008-04-28T00:13:00.001-07:002008-04-28T00:13:55.386-07:00<p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">sünonüümid:<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">vaene -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">varatu</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">kerjuslik</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">kehv</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">roheline -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">haljas</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">halihaljas</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">laps -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">inimeselaps</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">inimlaps</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">jooksma -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">punuma</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">liduma</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">julge -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">kartmatu</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">kartuseta</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">õpilane -</span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face";"> kooliõpilane; koolilaps<span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">sööma -</span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face";"> keha (keret, kõhtu) kinnitama; suupistet<span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">ohtlik -</span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">hädaohtlik</span></span><span class="art"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">, </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">ohurikas</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">meeldima -</span><span class="MsoHyperlink"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;"> </span></span><span class="syn"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">meele järele, mokapärast</span></span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">väljamõeldis -</span><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face";"> fantaseering; mõttekujutelm<span style="color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">Antonüümisõnastikust otsi järgmiste sõnade antonüümid:<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="background: white none repeat scroll 0% 50%; -moz-background-clip: -moz-initial; -moz-background-origin: -moz-initial; -moz-background-inline-policy: -moz-initial;"><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);">sile –</span><i><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: black;">krobeline, kortsus</span></i><span style="font-family: "Baskerville Old Face"; color: rgb(71, 75, 78);"><br />helde –kitsi, kitsipunn<br />sitke –pehme, pehmjas<br />lähedane –kauge, võõras<span style=""> </span><br />värske – umbne, riknenud<br />ärev – rahumeelne, rahulik<br />virk – laisa loomuga, laiskloomne<br />lõbus – kurb, rõõmu vaba<br />kitsas – lai, avar<br />hapu – magus, mesine<br />raske – kerge, lihtne<br />tuhm –ere, hele<br />puhas – ebapuhas, räpane<o:p></o:p></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-1774700383443611464?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-3179863735988236572008-04-21T00:44:00.000-07:002008-04-27T23:59:23.184-07:00Üks sajand Matiiasega<em><br />No nii Matiias on praegu 5 aastane. Ta läheb magama Padi on <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">sitke</span>. Matiias magab ühe päeva, siis teise päeva, siis kolmanda nii kuni 364 päeva järjest. Ja varsti oli ta 1 aastane <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">inimeselaps</span>. Oli kätte jõudnud esimene kooli päev. Kõik oli <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ere</span>. Ja ta nägi tüdrukut aga sellel tüdrukul oli oma poiss ja see poiss lõi tall hamba välja. <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Kartmatu</span> Matiias lõi poisil 2 hammast välja. Poisid hakkasid kaklema ja matiias lõi poissi rusikaga näkku. Poiss oli väga <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">kurb</span>. Jooksis koju ja hakkas nutma. Matiias oli järgmisel päeval <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">värske</span>. </em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-317986373598823657?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-73676242585666992762008-03-24T01:40:00.000-07:002008-03-24T01:42:30.824-07:00minu lemmiknäitlejaMinu lemmiknäitleja <br /><br />George Clooney<br /><br /><br />George Timothy Clooney (sündis 6. mail 1961 Kentucky osariigis Lexingtonis) on filmiauhinnaga Oscar ja Kuldgloobus pärjatud USA näitleja, Oscarile nomineeritud stsenarist ja filmirežissöör ning filmiprosutsent.<br />Clooney on teinud kaasa telesarjas "Kiirabihaigla" ("ER"), mis tõi talle aastail 1996, 1997 ja 1998 parima meespeaosatäitja Kuldgloobuse nominatsiooni.<br />Tema tuntuimateks filmirollideks on osatäitmised filmides "O Brother, Where Art Thou?", "Ocean's Eleven", "Ocean's Twelve", "Head ööd ja õnn kaasa" ja "Süriaana".<br /><br />Telerollid<br />• "The Facts of Life" (George Burnett 1985-1987)<br />• "Murder, She Wrote" (Kip Howard 1987)<br />• "The Golden Girls" (Bobby Hopkins 1987)<br />• "Baby Talk" (Joe 1991)<br />• "Roseanne" (Booker Brooks 1988-1991)<br />• "Bodies of Evidence" (Det. Ryan Walker 1992-1993)<br />• "Sisters" (Det. James Falconer 1993-1994)<br />• "Sõbrad" (Dr. Michael Mitchell 1995)<br />• "South Park" (Sparky the Dog 1997)<br />• "Kiirabihaigla" (Dr. Doug Ross 1994-2000)<br />Näitlejana<br />Aasta Pealkiri Eestikeelne pealkiri Roll<br />1987<br />Return to Horror High<br /> Oliver<br />1988<br />Return of the Killer Tomatoes<br /> Matt Stevens<br />1990<br />Red Surf<br /> Remar<br />1992<br />Unbecoming Age<br /> Mac<br />1993<br />The Harvest<br /> Lip Syncing Transvestite<br />1996<br />From Dusk Till Dawn "Ehast koiduni"<br />Seth Gecko<br /> One Fine Day<br /> Jack Taylor<br />1997<br />The Peacemaker "Rahutegija"<br />Thomas Devoe<br /> Batman & Robin "Batman & Robin"<br />Batman/ Bruce Wayne<br />1998<br />The Thin Red Line "Peenike punane joon"<br />Captain Bosche<br /> Out of Sight "Üle mõistuse"<br />Jack Foley<br />1999<br />Three Kings "Kolm kuningat"<br />Major Archie Gates<br /> South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut "South Park: suurem, pikem ja lõikamata"<br />Doktor Gouache hääl<br />2000<br />The Perfect Storm "Täiuslik torm"<br />Billy 'Skip' Tyne<br /> O Brother, Where Art Thou? "Oo vend, kus oled sa?"<br />Ulysses Everett McGill<br />2001<br />Ocean's Eleven "Oceani 11 - kõrged panused"<br />Danny Ocean<br /> Spy Kids "Väikesed spioonid"<br />Devlin<br />2002<br />Confessions of a Dangerous Mind<br /> CIA Agent Jim Byrd<br /> Solaris<br /> Chris Kelvin<br />2003<br />Intolerable Cruelty<br /> Miles Massey<br /> Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over<br /> Devlin<br />2004<br />Ocean's Twelve<br /> Danny Ocean<br />2005<br />Good Night, and Good Luck. "Head ööd ja õnn kaasa"<br />Fred Friendly<br /> Syriana "Süriaana"<br />Bob Barnes<br />2006<br />The Good German<br /> Jake Geismar<br />2007<br />Michael Clayton<br /> Michael Clayton<br /> Ocean's Thirteen "Oceani kolmteist"<br />Danny Ocean<br />2008<br />Burn After Reading<br /> <br /> Leatherheads<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-7367624258566699276?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-75283048409503275412008-03-02T22:14:00.000-08:002008-03-02T22:48:18.965-08:00Suusapäev Nõmmel (1938)<p><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2QfCpU5iBDw"><param name="wmode" value="transparent"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2QfCpU5iBDw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p><p align="justify">On aasta 1938. Toimub suusapäev. Inimesed on rõõmsad. Nad sõidavad suurest mäest alla. Rada läheb puude vahelt läbi. Peab olema ettevaatlik et puusse ei sõida.Aga mis nüüd üks mees kukkub finisi ees pikkali. Tema nimi on Matti. Ta piinleb valudes.Samal ajal sõidavad teised slaalomi.Matti nägi aga siis enam ei näinud, sest tal oli lumi silmas. Matti solvus ning läks koju.</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-7528304840950327541?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798990123610328516.post-14417645932622284372008-02-25T00:28:00.000-08:002008-02-25T01:42:12.506-08:00iseloomustusMina olen Joosep.Ma olen 11 aastane.Ma elan nõmmel(Riisika3)tulge külla kui tahate.Ma mängin tennist okei ma käin tennise trennis.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798990123610328516-1441764593262228437?l=eestivark.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>joosepi ajaveebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11651051794177589988noreply@blogger.com0